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Germans Demotivational Poster

WW2 - I knew there was a good reason why the Germans lost.

TAGS: ww2 germans hitler nazi churchill rock paper scissors
Rating: 3.83/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:08 pm
By the way, my sister taught me that version, if you can believe. And the internet is represented by index finger on one hand going through the other index finger and thumb in an o sign because the internet is for pron, and of course religion is a cross.
nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:02 pm
Actually I play a version of paper rock scissors called "religion, the government, the internet". The internet kills religion, the government stifles the internet, and religion controls the government. And the government's gesture is a nazi salute.
DanteMars - November 3, 2010, 11:51 pm
5 lolz lions. IDk why, but as soon as i saw this i started laughing. Nice one.

GERMANS - You know you have Germans at your holiday resort if there have been beach towels on the sun loungers since 6am.

GERMANS - ...And to think,they almost took over the world

TAGS: germans
Rating: 4.18/5

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FRENCHIES & GERMANS - Just Because They're Nextdoor Neighbors Doesn't Mean They Like Eachother.

TAGS: france frenchies germany germans
Rating: 2.84/5

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Gryphus - February 12, 2009, 12:52 pm
Bullsh*t since 1956.

OVER? - Did you say over? HELL NO!

TAGS: germans bomber pearl harbor animal house bluto blutarsky
Rating: 2.7/5

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NYHCx845 - December 14, 2009, 7:26 pm
5 Points for the Animal House reference


TAGS: germans
Rating: 4.25/5

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lazyphil - March 1, 2013, 4:38 pm
danke schoen for all your kind vords, zer are not many ov you yaunkees who appreciate zer beauty ov zer deutsche engineering. PS I am also out of weed, have been for weeks now, poss going insane
GaryO - February 28, 2013, 9:20 pm
OK. This minute, this poster hit me just right, and actually saved many a viewer from another lame poster of mine…cause I’ve got my evening laugh out. Cheers, lazyphil, whoever the phook you are…I’m officially out of weed. 5L

FRUITS AND VEGETABLES - A staple of every diet around the world (Almost)

TAGS: did the germans grab enough beer
Rating: 3.2/5

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Ed-Hyde - October 23, 2009, 12:17 pm
The moral of this story is to not live in a tent in the desert. I've learned my lesson now, thank you.
lolman - October 22, 2009, 5:51 pm
You screwed the order up, Germany should have been first, they spent the most

JUST IN CASE - I'm very proud of my Grandfather. He shot down two German planes. Admittedly that was in 1958, but you can never be too careful!

TAGS: germans
Rating: 4.08/5

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DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 15, 2010, 6:57 pm
lol...love it 5L
Cwalda - February 28, 2010, 7:06 am
Oh I see now. Translation error :-D
MO - February 27, 2010, 8:17 pm
Man my avatar looks sweet shooting down Timmys!!!
MO - February 27, 2010, 8:16 pm
That's the whole point of the joke/poster Cwalda. Your first comment. Way to go, there timmy.
Cwalda - February 27, 2010, 8:10 pm
Excuse me, but in whitch conflict were german planes present in 1958?
ICEMAN - February 25, 2010, 12:06 am
Thanks GS.
GreyScorpion - February 24, 2010, 2:21 pm

AMERICANS - Better than Germans

TAGS: lebron james dirk nowitzki basketball dunk americans germans
Rating: 1.61/5

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angus90 - February 28, 2010, 11:33 pm
African-Americans: of African descent, thanks for playing idiot
Bri Bri - July 22, 2009, 7:11 pm
Hans, you just implied that Lebron James is of European descent.
Mark - February 16, 2009, 4:36 pm
Tunnel = 1
Hans - February 16, 2009, 12:20 pm
Americans - European decent